Thursday, June 25, 2009

Despite my weight gain (haiz) clearly I have still maintained my bewitching charm. Today, I walked past this baby holding a his blue plastic baby bowl and he dropped the bowl, obviously stunned by my presence. Some say, clumsy baby. I say, I still got it. Naice. Lol.

Also while project diet 101 is up and running, I can see that keeping up with it is going to be a problem very very soon. Today, while I was in the paragon toilet, some lady left her very large, very yummy looking loaf of crystal jade bread on one of the ledges while she busied herself (for the record, good job lady. That was very hygienic of you.). However, as a slight side effect of project diet 101, I AM FRIGGIN STARVING LIKE ALL THE TIME. Sigh. Normally, I'm HUNGRY all the time. This perpetual condition has escalated into a level "starving" since my diet has begun. Joy. Anyways, yes. So the loaf of bread was just sitting there staring at me. And, and! This is the best part. Just when I saw it, they started playing this french-cafe-romance-short-film-fall-in-love type music in the toilet. I kid you not. Yes, it was very picturesque. Evidently temptation is going to prove a BIG problem in the future sticking to this diet.

And those were the highlights of my day. Mainly because I was trying very hard not to think about the MAIN activity of the day, which was shopping. :( Oh the pain. I hang my head in shame when in a mumble I admit that I bought 10 tops today. I figured it was better to just buy in bulk and get it over and done with so I don't have to, quote (courtesy of mum), "shop for uni" for the next few years. Sigh. But the deed is done. Now I just have to get over the trauma.

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