While one has to undergo IBS, there is very little that one can do. My necessary excursions away from my desk are not long enough for me to read something like a dickens novel, and yet are sufficiently time-consuming for me to feel like I'm wasting my life away if I don't do anything. So I make lists. And since I didn't do anything particularly exhilarating today, I shall share with everyone the list of the day.

The Fan Girl List (alias, the Marriage List)

10. Bach.

Sexy Thang.

9. Taylor Hanson.

He has impressively good hair. I dunno. It always reminds me of Prince Charming's hair in Shrek.

8. Dougie Poynter.

There's actually a song about him. By Townbike. Called "Dougie". And it just talks about how fit he is. It's not that greatest song in the world, but I like to think it proves I have good taste.

7. Novak Djokovic.

Good shot, Novak. And, yes. Novak and I are on first name terms. Jealous?

6. Johnny Tartaglia

The 2004 Tony Awards.

5. Andy Lee (right).

4. Hamish Blake (left).

I LOVE HAMISH AND ANDY. They're one of the top djs slash comedy duos in Australia. Maybe the best! They're soooo funny. I literally can't listen to their podcasts at night, because I laugh so hard I can't sleep.

3. Sam Sparro.

His voice. Especially live. Oh my. And his whole image. Not street fashion. But still.

2. David Archuleta.

Sigh. Like half my itunes is just David Archuleta songs.

1. David Tennant. DOCTOR WHO. Need I say more?