Guess what? I got talent spotted today. Haha. Really, REALLY. This lady like tapped my shoulder on the street today.
Lady: Hi, I'm soandso from somethingandsomething. We do like tv commercials and advertisements and things like that and we're looking for new faces and YOU have the look we're looking for. Can I have you name and number so that my company can contact you?
Me: *look very stunned for a while* SURE!
So I'm going to be famous. Lol. Then people will swarm to bask in my warm glow. My "I have no friends vibe" a distant memory of the past. Today my trainer at the gym asked me,
Trainer lady: Eh, so you have friends in Singapore ah?
Me: YA. Of course. But a lot of them have school.
Trainer lady: So what you do on weekdays?
Me: Hang out with my... (pause as I realise I probably shouldn't have started this answer) mum.
Trainer lady: So where do you and your friends hang out usually?
Me: At people's houses most of the time.
Trainer lady: HUH? Just random houses?
Me: I... OH I mean like at one of my friends' houses.
Trainer lady: Oh, okay. (and she said this next bit with a super super straight face. Like she was actually serious. Which was hilarious, but at the same time highly disturbing that it even entered her consideration...) Ya, actually you don't really look like the type to like break into people's house.
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